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Thursday, November 20, 2008
Donald Duck v. Chuck Norris
Floridians (is that a real term?) strongly preferred Hilary Clinton as president (234 votes) over Jesus (23 votes). Also, Donald Duck beat out Chuck Norris (3 votes to 2), which i highly doubt is accurate b/c Chuck Norris can pretty much kick anyone's ass ;)
Well, Donald's outfit is sexier - he's in uniform AND without pants. As tight as Chuck's britches might be, I just don't see how he can compete with that.
Under Chuck's beard there is no chin. Only another fist. (And btw, yep, Floridian is an actual term for residents of Florida. I was one!) -Sabertooth Screaming Lemur
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5 comments:
Well, Donald's outfit is sexier - he's in uniform AND without pants. As tight as Chuck's britches might be, I just don't see how he can compete with that.
I don't think anyone can beat Chuck Norris. When the boogeyman goes to sleep he looks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
-Brandi (who just recently became obsessed with chucknorrisfacts.com)
Under Chuck's beard there is no chin. Only another fist.
(And btw, yep, Floridian is an actual term for residents of Florida. I was one!)
-Sabertooth Screaming Lemur
Come on really? Chuck Norris was beat by Donald?? That almost makes me ashamed to be a Floridian! (Yes we do call ourselves that!)
Why would we want Chuck Norris as president? He supported Huckabee.
I'd much rather have Donald as president.
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