We didn't go door to door. We didn't make phone calls to undecided voters. We didn't even pass out flyers...
We took Beans (our plott hound/beagle mix) to the dog-park and taught him to excitedly bark every time we said "Obama."
Some people thought it was hilarious and cute... others got annoyed. But we LOVED it:
It went something like this:
"Beans, do you want Obama to be our next president?"
BARK BARK BARK BARK!!
"Beans, what about McCain?"
(nothing)
"Do you like Joe Biden?"
BARK BARK BARK BARK!!
"How about Sarah Palin?"
(nothing)
Puppies are the greatest! For a nice break from the election madness and for some canine cuteness, check out these pups supporting Obama :)
And here's Beans, giving you his sad puppy eyes to guilt you into voting for Obama: "BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!"
Also, via:
If the Election Was Run by Dogs
10. Vote tabulation has to be restarted every time someone spots a squirrel.
9. Lots of growling whenever someone mentions that McCain is a vet.
8. Entire election thrown into chaos when it’s alleged that thousands of voters *appeared* to throw ballots into box but actually just hid them behind their backs.
7. Voters even more easily distracted by butterfly ballots.
6. Spaying and neutering drastically reduces number of pregnant chads.
5. “Exit Polling” just a fancy name for butt sniffing.
4. In Pit Bull County, hand counts are taken literally.
3. “Mr. Candidate, please respond to the question: Do you wanna go to the park? Huh? Huh? Wanna catch the ball?”
2. No difference at all: Either way, you end up with a steaming pile of democracy!
1. Finding ballots too confusing? Time to put voter to sleep.
2 comments:
woohoo... you rock...
Hilarious! What smart dogs, too :) If cats could be trained to do anything, I'd try it with my 3 boys...
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